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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_Z3yimI/AAAAAAAAAW8/btL5gATFN3U/s400/GetAttachment.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440326437341794" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_p3yinI/AAAAAAAAAXE/AayWY5gZqyE/s1600-h/GetAttachment_002.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_p3yinI/AAAAAAAAAXE/AayWY5gZqyE/s400/GetAttachment_002.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440330732309106" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_53yioI/AAAAAAAAAXM/jP0zFWhX3lo/s1600-h/GetAttachment_003.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_53yioI/AAAAAAAAAXM/jP0zFWhX3lo/s400/GetAttachment_003.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440335027276418" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">FOUR</span> SALE<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_53yipI/AAAAAAAAAXU/DmQpLNuWqbI/s1600-h/GetAttachment_004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-I_53yipI/AAAAAAAAAXU/DmQpLNuWqbI/s400/GetAttachment_004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440335027276434" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-Iwp3yihI/AAAAAAAAAWU/YkLBEMo3RqU/s1600-h/GetAttachment_005.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-Iwp3yihI/AAAAAAAAAWU/YkLBEMo3RqU/s400/GetAttachment_005.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440073034271250" border="0" /></a>بيتش باجن (غالبا ابن عم البيتش باجى)<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-Iw53yiiI/AAAAAAAAAWc/0P2S62ToEPs/s1600-h/GetAttachment_006.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-Iw53yiiI/AAAAAAAAAWc/0P2S62ToEPs/s400/GetAttachment_006.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440077329238562" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-Iw53yijI/AAAAAAAAAWk/k3evDeqflo8/s1600-h/GetAttachment_007.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-Iw53yijI/AAAAAAAAAWk/k3evDeqflo8/s400/GetAttachment_007.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440077329238578" border="0" /></a>Par King<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-IxJ3yikI/AAAAAAAAAWs/tL3mji-Hja4/s1600-h/GetAttachment_008.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-IxJ3yikI/AAAAAAAAAWs/tL3mji-Hja4/s400/GetAttachment_008.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440081624205890" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-IxJ3yilI/AAAAAAAAAW0/1xxQyzTYgcI/s1600-h/GetAttachment_009.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rq-IxJ3yilI/AAAAAAAAAW0/1xxQyzTYgcI/s400/GetAttachment_009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093440081624205906" border="0" /></a>ك ف ك : كبداكى فرايد كبدة<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-5562350676226250288?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-7542105552008635132007-07-31T08:32:00.000+03:002007-07-31T08:48:03.145+03:00<a href="http://imageshack.us/"><img src="http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/6316/4yr9450qn6.gif" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-754210555200863513?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-80272696718265574312007-07-30T23:39:00.000+03:002007-07-31T04:25:40.113+03:00<div style="text-align: right; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">صعيدى معدى على جماعة بلدياتة لقاهم عاملين حادثة بالعريبة والعربية متخرشمة ومتطبقة<br /><br />واصحابنا عمالين ينفخوا فى الشكمان علشان يرجعوها سليمة تانى قام قاللهم : يابهايم<br /><br />بتنفخوا فى الشكمان والشبابيك مفتوحة<br /><br /><br />صعيدى عايز يثبت زكاؤه طلب يسألوه فى المعلومات العامه وعرف يوصل لإجابات الاسئلة<br /><br />اللى حايسألوه فيها وكتبهم فى قصاقيص ورق وخباهم فى ياقة القميص وبدأ الاختبار<br /><br />-الممتحن : من هو موحد القطرين ؟<br /><br />الصعيدى يهرش فى قفاه ويطلع القصقوصه الاولى ويقرأ منها<br /><br />موحد الجترين هو الملك مينا<br /><br />-الممتحن : برافو عليك طب مين هوا مكتشف قنون الجازبية الارضية<br /><br />الصعيدى يهرش ويطلع الورقه ويقول هو العالم اسحق نيوتن<br /><br />-الممتحن : هايل طب مين اللى وضع النظريه النسبية<br /><br />صعيدى يهرش ويطلع ورقة ويقرأ اللى فيها : عمر أفندى<br /><br /><br /><br />اتنين صعايدة بيدوروا على كنز<br /><br /><br />محمدين قال لحسنين أنا حاحفر وأدور على الكنز وانت جوللى لو فى حد جاى<br /><br />حسنين أول مأبوه لقى الكنز الشيطان لعب فى دماغه وراح ماسك الفأس ونازل<br /><br />على دماغ محمدينن بضربه تفلق حجارة هرم خوفو<br /><br />محمدينن بص له وقال له : إبه فيه حد جاى ؟؟<br /><br /><br />صعيدى راح للدكتور البيطرى : الحمار تعبان جوى يادكتور<br /><br />الدكتور البيطرى : حط الدواءده فى الخرطوم وحط طرف الخرطوم فى بقك<br /><br />والطرف التانى فى بق الحمار وانفخ<br /><br />تانى يوم لقاه جاى تعبان جدا سأله : مالك ؟؟<br /><br />ملخفن قال الحمار هو اللى نفخ الاول<br /><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-8027269671826557431?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-63561946734230224502007-07-29T20:04:00.002+03:002008-12-09T07:28:46.095+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqzRZp3yibI/AAAAAAAAAVU/n7sHCURoaKU/s1600-h/300spar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqfniJ3yhqI/AAAAAAAAAPM/fquNakodmNA/s400/jeek+soda.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091292477717120674" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-2449160353105542504?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-66406564099924002982007-07-25T19:00:00.000+03:002007-07-25T19:06:55.133+03:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">مميزات العزوبية للبنــات<br /><br />اولا: تنامي براحتك على السرير وتتحركي كما تشائين بدون ان تزعجي اللوح اللي نايم جنبك<br />ثانيا: غطاء الفراش لكى وحدك بدون ان تستيقظي فى منتصف الليل لتجديه اختفى مع البني ادم اللى جنبك<br />ثالثا: تستمتعين بنوم هاديء بدون ازعاج شاكمان العربية اللي على السرير<br />رابعا: ريموت التلفزيون سيظل لكى وحدك بدون استغلال الطرف الاخر لمشاهدة ماتشات الكورة<br />خامسا: اذا قمتي بتنظيف البيت سيبقى نظيفا لمده طويلة لعدم وجود ساكن الزريبة<br />سادسا: تستطيعين شراء اي شيء نِفسك فيه مهما كان الثمن بدون الاستماع الى العبارة الشهيرة: في حاجات أهم من كده ياهانم<br />سابعا: لن تضطري الى استضافة اصدقائه الذين يقضون السهرة في الحديث عن ملكات الجمال ومذيعات القنوات الفضائية<br />ثامنا: لن تضطري الى مشاهدة النشرات الاخبارية والبرامج السياسية والرياضية بالاجبار<br />تاسعا: تشيلي مسئولية بيته ليه؟ هوّ كان من بقيّة عيلتك؟<br /><br /><br />*******<br /><br />مميزات العزوبية للشبـاب<br /><br />اولا: تنام على السرير براحتك زى الطيارة بدون ان يزقك حد او يوقعك على الأرض بتعمد<br />ثانيا: مفيش ازعاج من المدام على اي صوت غريب او انها خايفة من الضلمة او اي شىء يقطع عليك منامك و راحة بالك<br />ثالثا: تصيع زي ما انت عايز.. تطلع الصبح زي ما تحب و ترجع وقت ما تحب وتقعد مع من تحب, من غير ميعاد معين لرفع الشبشب<br />رابعا: تتفرج على التليفزيون براحتك من غير المدام اللي بتموت فى هم و غم المسلسلات او برامج الطعام السقيلة<br />خامسا: جعان؟؟ مفيش ابسط من كده.. اتلقح على اي مطعم و كل وجبة سريعة او حتى اطلب بالدليفري او حتى نام خفيف<br />سادسا: الغسيل؟؟ سهل قوي.. غسالة فول اوتوماتيك او حتى هاف توماتيك تقضّي الغرض وتخلي غسيلك زي الفل و لا الحوجة<br />سابعا: تلاقي وقت كافي لممارسة رياضتك المفضلة<br />ثامنا والمهمة جدا: قرشك فى جيبك فى الحفظ والصون, بدون المحاولات المستميتة من المدام للاستيلاء على أموالك</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-6640656409992400298?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-70703878124587660072007-07-24T17:01:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:28:50.756+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqYLRp3yhlI/AAAAAAAAAOk/yFW3oo3ui2o/s1600-h/06-193-big2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqYJ153yhkI/AAAAAAAAAOc/wzHw8MK0pUA/s400/06-162-big2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090767250461460034" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7070387812458766007?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-28956542753777602322007-07-23T19:56:00.000+03:002007-07-23T20:02:12.238+03:00How to write a paper in college/university:<br /><br /><br /><br />1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lit place in front of your computer.<br /><br />2. Log onto MSN and ICQ (be sure to go on away!). Check your email.<br /><br />3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.<br /><br />4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some chocolate to help you concentrate.<br /><br />5. Check your email.<br /><br />6. Call up a friend and ask if he/she wants to go to grab a coffee. Just to get settled down and ready to work.<br /><br />7. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lit place.<br /><br />8. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.<br /><br />9. Check your email.<br /><br />10. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.<br /><br />11. Look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.<br /><br />12. Grab some mp3z off of kazaa.<br /><br />13. Check your email. ANY OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR YET?!<br /><br />14. MSN chat with one of your friends about the future. (ie summer plans).<br /><br />15. Check your email.<br /><br />16. Listen to your new mp3z and download some more.<br /><br />17. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if she's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory emarks about your prof, the<br />course, the college, the world at large.<br /><br />18. Walk to the store and buy a pack of gum. You've probably run out.<br /><br />19. While you've got the gum you may as well buy a magazine and read it.<br /><br />20. Check your email.<br /><br />21. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.<br /><br />22. Play some solitare (or age of legends!).<br /><br />23. Check out bored.com.<br /><br />24. Wash your hands.<br /><br />25. Call up a friend to see how much they have done, probably haven't started either.<br /><br />26. Look through your housemate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.<br /><br />27. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.<br /><br />28. Check to see if bored.com has been updated yet.<br /><br />29. Check your email and listen to your new mp3z.<br /><br />30. You should be rebooting by now, assuming that windows is crashing on schedule.<br /><br />31. Read over the assignment one more time, just for heck of it.<br /><br />32. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.<br /><br />33. Lie face down on the floor and moan.<br /><br />34. Punch the wall and break something.<br /><br />35. Check your email.<br /><br />36. Mumble obscenities.<br /><br />37. 5am - start hacking on the paper without stopping. 6am -paper is finished.<br /><br />38. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write that stupid paper.<br /><br />39. Go to class, hand in paper, and leave right away so you can take a nap.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-2895654275377760232?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-45351164694423222002007-07-23T02:12:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:28:51.501+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqPlUJ3yhbI/AAAAAAAAANU/EkpD4oCjAko/s1600-h/Help_Desk_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqPlUJ3yhbI/AAAAAAAAANU/EkpD4oCjAko/s400/Help_Desk_01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090164138268853682" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" 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/></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-53013786409358684602007-07-22T17:49:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:28:51.653+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqN6Sp3yhaI/AAAAAAAAANM/okukgkXU3Ik/s1600-h/harrypotter.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RqN6Sp3yhaI/AAAAAAAAANM/okukgkXU3Ik/s400/harrypotter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090046464754877858" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-5301378640935868460?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-63760721596784558272007-07-22T01:35:00.000+03:002007-07-22T01:39:20.148+03:00<div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;font-family:times new roman;"><span style="font-size:130%;">مسطول قطع راس صاحبه .. قال لنفسه : لما يصحى الصبح يلقى راسو مقطوعة ها يضحك ضحك<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">مرة واحد غبي ماشى فى الشارع قال يارب يااااارب احط ايدى في جيبى الاقى 10جنيه يااااارب، حط ايده في جيبه لاقاه مخروم رجع يدور عليها لتكون وقعت<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">واحد غبي عنده ارق ومش عارف ينام....قال له صاحبه عندي لك طريقة للنوم مؤكدة...عد من واحد الى خمسميه... أخونا مكدبش خبر... وأول ما الدنيا ليلت راح للسرير وبدا يعد .. واحد .. اثنين .. ولما وصـل الى ميه وتسعة وتسعين ...كبس عليه النوم … قـام جري غـسـل وشه ورجــع للـسـريـر يـكـمـل الـعـد<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">سألو واحد بخيل طحن: تعمل ايه لو الدنيا برد؟ قال: أروح جنب الدفاية. قالو: ولو الدنيا بردت أكتر؟ قال:أقرب من الدفاية. قالو: ولو بردت أكتر؟ قال: ألزق في الدفاية. قالو: طب ولو نزل تلج؟ قال: أشغل الدفاية بقى وأمري لله<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">واحد بخيل قال لابنه : إنجح السنة دي وانا أجبلك كورة .. الولد شد حيله ونجح .. أبوه إشترى له كورة .. وقال له : طب لو نجحت السنة الجاية أنفخها لك<br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;">واحد بخيل دخل على ولاده وقعد يزعق بصوت عالى علشان مشغلين المروحه على 3 وهما 2 بس</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-6376072159678455827?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-69752047901879150442007-07-21T17:57:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:28:52.273+02:00<a onblur="try 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/>هو : اوكي<br />هي: ولا اقولك ...؟<br /><br />هو: ها ، أطلب لك كمان ؟<br />هي: مش عارفة<br />هو: مش عارفة اذا كنتي عايزة ؟<br /><br />هي: لا<br /><br />هو: انتي جعانة ؟<br /><br />هي: يعني<br />هو : يعني إيه يعني...؟<br /><br />هي: يعني مش متأكدة اذا كنت جعانة ولا لأ.<br /><br />هو: الواحد لما بيكون جعان بيعرف<br /><br />هي: لأ بس يمكن اجوع بعدين<br /><br />هو: يعني اطلب لك بيتزا؟<br /><br />هي: طيب واذا ما كنتش جعانة وقتها..؟<br /><br />هو: ما تاكليش<br /><br />هي : بس ده كدة يبقى تبذير<br /><br />هو: خلاص ، تبقي تاكليها بكرة<br /><br />هي: و اذا ما كانش لي نفس آكل بيتزا بكرة؟<br /><br />هو: مش محتاجة نفس ، الواحد عادي ممكن ياكل بيتزا كل يوم<br /><br />هي: انا لا .. أنا مش باكل بيتزا الا لما يكون عندي نفس للبيتزا<br /><br />هو: طيب بلاش ، أطلب لك حاجة تانية؟<br /><br />هي: بس أنا مش عايزة حاجة تانية<br /><br />هو: يعني عايزة بيتزا؟<br /><br />هي : لا<br /><br />هو: يعني مش عايزة حاجة؟<br /><br />هي: لأ برضه<br /><br />هو : جننتيني ، طب أعمل إيه؟<br /><br />هي: اطلب انت لنفسك<br /><br />هو: الحمد لله ، اخيرا .. ماشي ...<br /><br />هي : بس اطلب بيتزا بالتونة<br /><br />هو: نعم ؟ انا مش بحب البيتزا التونة<br /><br />هي: بس انا بحبها<br /><br />هو: وانتي مالك ؟ هو انا حاطلب ليا ولا ليكي<br /><br />هي: ليك طبعا<br /><br />هو: طيب أطلبها ليه بأة بالتونة...؟<br /><br />هي: يمكن اجوع لما يوصل الاكل<br /><br />هو : وبعدين؟<br /><br />هي: يا سلام ، يعني تفتكر آكل حاجة مش عاجباني؟<br /><br />هو: ليه هو انتي – أصلاً - عايزة تاكلي؟<br /><br />هي : ليه لأ ؟<br /><br />هو: يا مثبت العقل .. هو أنا حاطلب بيتزا لي , عشان احتمال انتي<br />تاكليها اذا كنتي جعانة؟؟<br /><br />>>هي: بالضبط<br /><br />هو: وأنا بلاش آكل؟<br /><br />هي: يمكن وقتها أكون مش جعانة<br /><br /><br />ملاحظة<br />>><br />>>محكمة الجنايات قررت تبرئة الزوج من تهمة<br />>>'قتل الزوجة مع سبق الإصرار والترصد'<br />>>وتحويل التهمة إلى ..<br />>>'قتل الزوجة دفاعاً عن النفس'<br /><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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وهو خارج لقى ناس بتحفر عشان مترو الانفاق فقالهم ....... شدو حلكم يارجاله سوده وبسوسته<br /><br />واحد حب يصطاد ارنب قلد صوت الجزر</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-6800982966242134992?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-64259638830496848972007-07-15T02:43:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:28:57.318+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RplgcEf49PI/AAAAAAAAAGU/pyij7TOk2SM/s1600-h/go.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RplgcEf49PI/AAAAAAAAAGU/pyij7TOk2SM/s400/go.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087203289451787506" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' 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src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpZ590f483I/AAAAAAAAADU/u71yhZHUh7w/s400/tt2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086386932132934514" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-5670454087112660100?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-73270537605435491552007-07-12T14:45:00.000+03:002007-07-12T14:54:58.425+03:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >6- "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >7- "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers, We are the president."</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Hillary Clinton, Commenting on the release of subpoened documents.</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >8- "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese"</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Former French President, Charles De Gaulle.</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >9- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lower crime rates in the country."</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);font-family:verdana;" >10- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);font-family:verdana;" >Former U.S. Vise President, Dan Quayle.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7327053760543549155?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-81266340845552069352007-07-11T20:13:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:02.343+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpUQ1occGtI/AAAAAAAAACE/hbHir-QRxIc/s1600-h/w_drive_10.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpUQ1occGtI/AAAAAAAAACE/hbHir-QRxIc/s400/w_drive_10.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085989867760655058" border="0" /></a><br 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src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpUSH4ccG1I/AAAAAAAAADE/2ghrz2HGgzs/s400/w_drive_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085991280804895570" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpUSH4ccG2I/AAAAAAAAADM/ebMwSzKcrfM/s1600-h/w_drive_1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpUSH4ccG2I/AAAAAAAAADM/ebMwSzKcrfM/s400/w_drive_1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085991280804895586" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-8126634084555206935?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-68047371886834114352007-07-10T00:07:00.000+03:002007-07-11T20:32:41.427+03:001- <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">Question : If you Could live Forever, Would you and why ?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"> Answer: " I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we woild life foreverm but we cannot live forever, which is why i would not life for ever</span><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Miss Alabama is the 1994 Miss USA contest</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">2- "Whenever i watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry, Imean I'd love to be skinny like that, But not all those flies and death and stuff."</span><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Mariah Carey</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">3-"Researches have discovered that chocolate producessome of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. the researches also dicovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Mat Lauer on NBC's</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">4-"I haven't committed a crime, What I did was fail to comply with the law</span><br /><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes</span><br /></div><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">5-"Smoking Kills. If you're Killed you've lost a very important part of your life"</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 153, 51);">Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal antisomking campaign</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-6804737188683411435?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-87335381446481746842007-07-08T18:51:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:02.537+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpEIjYccGsI/AAAAAAAAAB8/Pt2W91YHjAc/s1600-h/e851293f472c3cd62ff7a37fm0.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RpEIjYccGsI/AAAAAAAAAB8/Pt2W91YHjAc/s400/e851293f472c3cd62ff7a37fm0.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084854858228177602" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-8733538144648174684?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-87981812947083551362007-07-07T03:21:00.000+03:002007-07-07T03:28:55.045+03:00<div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">واحد اسمه نادر اتجوز واحدة اسمها فريدة خلفوا ولد مهدد بالانقراض<br /><br />محشش بيسال واحد صاحبه: هو النهاردة السبت، ولا الأحد، ،رد عليه وقاله النهاردة الاتنين، قاله يااه ، الاتنين مع بعض !<br /><br />واحد كهربائي ابوه مات دفنه في الحيطة<br /><br />واحد خبطته عربية سيات مات من الضحك<br /><br />اتنين محششين واحد فيهم بيقول للتانى: حاسب الحفرة يا احمااااااااااااااااااااااااد<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-8798181294708355136?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-74088466298415551862007-07-06T16:19:00.000+03:002007-07-06T16:23:36.517+03:00<span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 153); font-family: verdana;font-size:100%;" >There were two nuns...<br /><br />One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).<br /><br />It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.<br /><br />SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.<br /><br />SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.<br /><br />SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.<br /><br />SM: It's not working.<br /><br />SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.<br /><br />SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.<br /><br />So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.<br /><br />Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.<br /><br />Then Sister Logical arrives.<br /><br />SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.<br /><br />SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.<br /><br />SM: And?<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.<br /><br />SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.<br /><br />SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?<br /><br />SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.<br /><br />SM: Oh, no! What happened then?<br /><br />SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.<br /><br />And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7408846629841555186?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-61165573216766654392007-07-06T03:33:00.000+03:002007-07-06T03:39:14.588+03:00<div style="text-align: left; font-family: verdana; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size:100%;">An older lady gets pulled over for speeding....<br /><br />Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?<br /><br />Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.<br /><br />Older Woman: Oh, I see.<br /><br />Officer: Can I see your license please?<br /><br />Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.<br /><br />Officer: Don't have one?<br /><br />Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.<br /><br />Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.<br /><br />Older Woman: I can't do that.<br /><br />Officer: Why not?<br /><br />Older Woman: I stole this car.<br /><br />Officer: Stole it?<br /><br />Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.<br /><br />Officer: You what?<br /><br />Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see<br /><br />The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.<br /><br />Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.<br /><br />Older woman: Is there a problem sir?<br /><br />Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.<br /><br />Older Woman: Murdered the owner?<br /><br />Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.<br /><br />The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.<br /><br />Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?<br /><br />Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.<br /><br />Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.<br /><br />The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.<br /><br />The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.<br /><br />Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.<br /><br />Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.<br /><br /><br />And the moral is.... Don't Mess With Old Ladies<br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-6116557321676665439?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-89126862787001541972007-07-05T01:33:00.001+03:002008-12-09T07:29:02.559+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RowgqIccGrI/AAAAAAAAAB0/SnDwcPHjGK0/s1600-h/4mvyrts.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RowgqIccGrI/AAAAAAAAAB0/SnDwcPHjGK0/s400/4mvyrts.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083473987587807922" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-8912686278700154197?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-2484946556891589272007-07-04T16:28:00.001+03:002008-12-09T07:29:02.699+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rouh94ccGqI/AAAAAAAAABs/K9iUe79AJSU/s1600-h/costoflovechartem2.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/Rouh94ccGqI/AAAAAAAAABs/K9iUe79AJSU/s400/costoflovechartem2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5083334688913496738" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-248494655689158927?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-71618142404818230962007-07-03T03:36:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:02.785+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RomamYccGpI/AAAAAAAAABk/uDKEWXDEeoA/s1600-h/4osw9oh.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RomamYccGpI/AAAAAAAAABk/uDKEWXDEeoA/s400/4osw9oh.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082763638651755154" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7161814240481823096?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-73305854570563131402007-07-01T17:55:00.001+03:002007-07-01T17:57:06.978+03:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">لاعب كورة منحوس جاب جون، و فى اعادة الأهداف طلع كورنر<br /><br />محشش بيسال :الساعة كام، رد عليه واحد و قال : مش عارف، قال : يااه، كنت فاكرها مش عارف الا خامسة<br /><br />محشش سالوه ايه رايك فى الزواج المبكر، قالهم يعنى الساعة كام بالضبط ؟<br /><br />محشش راح يتجوز، ابو العروسة قاله مش هينفع علشان بتدرس، قاله يعنى اجيلك فى الفسحة ؟<br /><br />واحد كسلان راح للحلاق، الحلاق ساله شعر ولا دقن، قاله دقن، الحلاق قاله ارفع راسك شوية، قاله خلاص خاليها شعر</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7330585457056313140?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-38376481952114058712007-06-30T17:41:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:02.992+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoZr54ccGoI/AAAAAAAAABc/GGY6H64oU_g/s1600-h/9852861.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoZr54ccGoI/AAAAAAAAABc/GGY6H64oU_g/s400/9852861.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081867871682566786" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-3837648195211405871?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-7115828121286141412007-06-30T04:50:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:03.108+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoW3YoccGnI/AAAAAAAAABU/VN2AyN8kZ3U/s1600-h/GetAttachment.aspx.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoW3YoccGnI/AAAAAAAAABU/VN2AyN8kZ3U/s400/GetAttachment.aspx.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081669388358916722" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-711582812128614141?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-88822212328676983922007-06-29T16:19:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:03.319+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoUHpIccGmI/AAAAAAAAABM/h4wick1sFEM/s1600-h/4peb8ky.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoUHpIccGmI/AAAAAAAAABM/h4wick1sFEM/s400/4peb8ky.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081476157780269666" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-8882221232867698392?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-39172371059277790492007-06-29T00:52:00.001+03:002008-12-09T07:29:03.479+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoQu2occGkI/AAAAAAAAAA8/heg9nu_CH8A/s1600-h/13su6ak.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoQu2occGkI/AAAAAAAAAA8/heg9nu_CH8A/s400/13su6ak.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081237795685276226" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-3917237105927779049?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-42587260658645298822007-06-28T19:27:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:03.819+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoPjIYccGiI/AAAAAAAAAAs/aRbV2rQ1U9Q/s1600-h/couch1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoPjIYccGiI/AAAAAAAAAAs/aRbV2rQ1U9Q/s400/couch1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081154537744243234" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoPjIYccGjI/AAAAAAAAAA0/koNQP9icuCA/s1600-h/couch2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoPjIYccGjI/AAAAAAAAAA0/koNQP9icuCA/s400/couch2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081154537744243250" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-4258726065864529882?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-76221189617580788042007-06-28T14:40:00.001+03:002008-12-09T07:29:03.916+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoOecoccGhI/AAAAAAAAAAk/XCTX2zYlXUQ/s1600-h/atatstroller.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoOecoccGhI/AAAAAAAAAAk/XCTX2zYlXUQ/s400/atatstroller.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5081079019334277650" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7622118961758078804?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-90802730152242094102007-06-28T05:07:00.000+03:002007-06-28T05:11:49.104+03:00<h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: left; font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="font-size:100%;">An out-of-shape thief asked for a ‘time-out’ while being chased by police in the Philippines yesterday. He ran out of breath after sprinting for 500 yards and stopped to make the universal time-out hand gesture.</span></h2><h2 style="font-weight: normal; text-align: left; font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="font-size:100%;">The man had broken into a house and stolen two mobile phones and a local police patrol heard the owner’s screams and gave chase. If the police had played fair, they should have stopped where they were until the thief had a chance to catch his breath and continue running, but the bastards ignored the man’s hand signal and grabbed him. They claim they thought he was trying to make the sign of the cross to ward off vampires and would have stopped if they’d realized he was actually signaling a timeout. Yeah, right.</span></h2><div style="font-family: arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-9080273015224209410?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-38612077983746756292007-06-27T17:27:00.000+03:002007-06-27T17:29:35.156+03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Smart man + smart woman = romance</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Smart man + dum</b></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>b woman = affair</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>______________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>OFFICE ARITHMETIC</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Smart boss + smart employee = profit</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Smart boss + dumb employee = production</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>_____________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>SHOPPING MATH</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>_____________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>_____________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>HAPPINESS</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>______________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>LONGEVITY</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>______________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>_____________________________</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>A woman has the last word in any argument.</b></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: arial;"><b>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.</b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-3861207798374675629?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-22371996015590591652007-06-27T04:29:00.001+03:002008-12-09T07:29:04.066+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoG9jYccGgI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Gt_nq2fAoI8/s1600-h/project.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoG9jYccGgI/AAAAAAAAAAc/Gt_nq2fAoI8/s400/project.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080550270205434370" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-2237199601559059165?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-33873827114294655402007-06-27T01:47:00.000+03:002007-06-27T01:50:13.138+03:00<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">اتنين محششين كانو رجعين لبيت واحد فيهم فصاحب البيت ماسك السجاره وعايز يفتح بيها الباب فصاحبه بيقوله انتا هتفتح الباب بالسجاره فقال اه صح يبقى انا شربت المفتاح</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">مره واحد بلديتنا كان بيدهن الحيطه فقالولو متحط جرنال تحتك قالهم : مش مهم انا كده طايل</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">واحده غابت تلت تيام عن البيت ورجعت جوزها سألها كنتى فين قالتله شويه شباب خطفونى واغتصبونى لمده اسبوع قالها انتى بقالك تلت تيام بس هتشتغلينى ولا ايه قالتله ما انا رجعه اكمل</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">واحد صعيدى حب واحدة اتجوز اختها علشان يضمن يشوفها كل يوم</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">صعيدى ماشفش ابن عمه من سنة .ولما شافه من بعيد جه من وراه وخبطه بالفاس على راسه وقال : له انا مين؟ </span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">صعيدي ربح مليون</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">خافوا يبلغوه يموت مصدوم</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">قال العمده: أنا أقوله</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">قال يا محمدين لو كسبت مليون حتعمل</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">بيهم إيه ؟</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">قال: أديك نصهم</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">مات العمدة</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">محشش لقي كنز قال</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">كويس فاضل الخريطة </span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">ولد بيسأل أبوه: هي الحمير بتتجوز؟؟</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">قاله: يا بني مبيتجوزش أصلاً غير الحمير </span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">واحدة سودة قوي ركبها عفريت</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">حاولوا يطلعوه</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">قالهم : نفسي أطلع بس مش شايف</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">واحدة بتقول لجوزها</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">اطرد السواق ده كان حيموتني مرتين في حادثة</span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;">قال لها: خلينا نديه فرصة ثالثة </span></span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 100%;"><span style="font-family: Comic Sans Ms;"></span></span></span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-3387382711429465540?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-43187500632392300712007-06-26T19:06:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:04.219+02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoE6G2AM4dI/AAAAAAAAAAU/_Y8lvk_2PfE/s1600-h/lifeexplained.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoE6G2AM4dI/AAAAAAAAAAU/_Y8lvk_2PfE/s400/lifeexplained.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080405743900615122" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-4318750063239230071?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-79790615466772709742007-06-26T04:56:00.000+03:002007-06-26T05:17:01.308+03:00<div style="float: left; width: 480px; text-align: center;"><div style="width: 460px; float: left; text-align: left;"><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. </span></span></span></span></span><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Hello?" says a little girl's voice. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"And what happened?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too." </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >There is a long pause. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;font-size:100%;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:MS Sans Serif;" ><span style=";font-family:Verdana;" >"Swimming pool? Is this 854-7039?"</span></span></span></span></span></p> </div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-7979061546677270974?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-193266282998605522007-06-26T04:50:00.000+03:002008-12-09T07:29:04.409+02:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoBxWGAM4cI/AAAAAAAAAAM/QrS3JVSLj1A/s1600-h/2239.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TiGOxUs5rTw/RoBxWGAM4cI/AAAAAAAAAAM/QrS3JVSLj1A/s400/2239.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080185004056437186" border="0" /></a>The greatest problem that being an engineer will make you forget everything about sex<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-19326628299860552?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-52882589356417056332007-06-25T22:09:00.000+03:002007-06-25T22:15:24.404+03:00<div style="text-align: left; font-family: arial;"><pre><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><b>A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in<br />fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.<br />- Robert Frost<br /><br /></b></b><b><b>Great Britain and the United States are nations<br />separated by a common language.<br />- George Bernard Shaw</b></b><br /><br /><b><b>Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.<br />- Will Rogers<br /><br /></b></b><b><b>A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.<br />- Buster Keaton<br /><br /></b></b><b><b>Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.<br />- Peter Ustinov</b></b><br /><br /><b><b>Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,<br />my first instinct is to laugh.<br />But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.<br />Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.<br />- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts<br /></b></b></span></pre></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-5288258935641705633?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5728559297442731602.post-9716853671755749682007-06-25T21:30:00.000+03:002007-06-25T21:32:22.947+03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.roflsaurus.com/users/public/w42728problems49.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.roflsaurus.com/users/public/w42728problems49.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5728559297442731602-971685367175574968?l=spikyjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Spiky216http://www.blogger.com/profile/17687809525507846787noreply@blogger.com0